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I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets.
No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it.
Sometimes I wonder what drugs everyone is on. And then I just shrug and accept it.
what are u smoking i want some too
Yes hello I would like one glass of marijuana, no ice
would you like a coaster?
and one of those little umbrella is you have some.
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
p.s if you’re still alive at the end of this post, well done
I think I’m dead.
I hate this omf why
is it that weird if i say i read it with the song’s rhythm?
Amanda Abbington, on how she and Martin Freeman met.
this smooth ass motherfucker
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof